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Post by nathan on Apr 16, 2005 6:54:43 GMT -5
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Post by nathan on Apr 16, 2005 6:57:32 GMT -5
One day there was a brunett jogging down the road saying, "66....66....66..." etc. Later down the road a blonde comes up to her and asks her what she is doing. The brunett replied "66...66...66" so, the blonde went to the other side of the road and started jogging down the road saying "66...66...66" after a while, the brunett hollers over to the blonde and said "It's alot more fun in the middle of the road." "Ok." replied the blonde and started jogging down the middle of the road. Just then, a monster truck comes by and hits the blonde. The brunett still kept jogging down the road sayin "67...67...67."
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Post by nathan on Apr 16, 2005 6:58:14 GMT -5
One day this blonde walked into a store and said "I`d like to buy that TV." The salesman said "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to the store and said "I`d like to buy that TV." "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The man replied again. She went and dyed her hair black, then returned to the store and said "I`d like to buy that TV." Again the man said "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The blonde finally asks "How did you know I was a blonde?" The man said "Because that`s not a TV its a microwave."
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